...disappointed at the lack of noodles in her chicken noodle soup!
Heinz are getting stingy. Rubbish.
What news is there to report? Not much. I've got 2 job interviews tomorrow. So finger's crossed I'll at least get a "we would like you to start on Monday" from at least one of them.
Currently listening to a bit of The Killers. Looked to see whether there were any tickets left for their 2009 arena tours. Bit stupid really, because I half expected them all to be sold out. Manchester have a few left, but who really wants to go there?! (Just offended most of Lancashire in that sweeping statement!)
Booked my train tickets up to Edinburgh for New Years Eve today. Good job too because they're selling fast! So many people descending upon that city not surprising really.
I really don't see what the appeal of being unemployed is. There's only so much Jeremy Kyle one can watch in a morning, although I do have to admit that it is strangely addictive. This morning's star guest was this 62 year old pensioner (who looked more like 92) who had over 8 boyfriends, recieved money for sex, had unprotected sex, had sex on a pool table in public and would get her wrinkly, saggy boobs out upon request. Infact, she "attempted to disrobe" infront of the man Kyle himself!
Honestly, I've never seen such a sight. I think any man in his right mind would be paying her to keep her clothes on! I can't even begin to describe how she looked. Overweight, glasses to rival Diedre Rasheed, topped off with a plum bob length wig would be a start. Really, where do they find these people??
On a slightly different note. Been listening to some 1992 classics lately! Loving it.
About Me
- The Girl
- I'm the girl next door you see arriving home from work everyday, who strokes the next door neighbour's cat on the head to get him to move off the step so that she can open the front door. I'm the girl next door who's shilouettes you see dancing around a room to some Lionel Richie and James Brown late at night. I'm the girl at the bar playing with her straw in an attempt to try to mash up the excessive amount of mint that the barman's put into the mojito she ordered. I'm the girl at the bar who will return your smile, but will always be too scared to go up and start talking. I'm a girl who dreams of travelling the world. I'm a girl who leaves her law essays until the last minute. I'm a girl who uses every utensil in the kitchen while creating her culinary masterpiece...then expects someone else to clean up afterwards.
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