Free Hardcore

We have this e-application at work, where people can post items for sale, 'wanted' for hire...you name it - it's there. I have a little browse once or twice a week to pass the time, you know how it is! And today I came across a classic.

FREE HARDCORE!!! Was the subject of the item for sale..."One tonne...surplus to requirement!" I thought, flamin' heck! Does this man have an addiction...a tonne of porn!!? "ready for pick up in dumpy sack"...it took a while to twig that it was hardcore as in building supplies!! I was quite tempted to ring into Scott Mills and spread my stupidity.

I had quite possibly the most boring day at work. Ever. It started at 5.54am, when for the first time in a long while I woke up before my alarm. But when it went off, I pressed snooze...until 8.30!! So much for my early start. Got to work at 9.30am, after my normal 90mph blast down the A1. I was clock watching from 9.30am until I went home at 4.45pm - I don't think a day has ever dragged so much.

I had the trusty iPod to kee me company though, and was amusing myself with the dulset tones of Will Tristam et al - the creators of the funniest independant podcast out there....The Definitave Word. Love it!

I really have nothing else to add. Razzle Dazzle is coming over shortly to see to my rogue eye brows! It's great having a mobile beautician...need to prevent any monobrow action....as cute as Bert from Bert and Earnie is...I'm just not sure it's very this season!!